8ball ['8'] | Ask the magic 8ball a question |
acronym ['ac'] | Look up an acronym |
anchorman | Quote Anchorman. |
annoy ['a', 'bother'] | Annoy everyone with meaningless banter |
bender ['bend'] | Quote Bender, a la http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Futurama |
bitchingisuseless ['qbiu'] | It really is, ya know... |
blame | Pass the buck! |
bless | Bless the day! |
boo | Boo someone |
bottom10 ['bottom'] | Return the bottom n (default 10) lowest entities by Karmic value. Use negative numbers for the bottom N. |
calc | Perform a basic calculation |
chain | Chain some(one|thing) down. |
cheer ['c'] | Cheer for something |
compliment ['surreal'] | Generate a random compliment from http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG |
config | Change the running config, something like a=b or a+=b or a-=b |
create-db-in-shard | Create a database in a shard. !create-db-in-shard {db name} {shard name} |
ctlaltdel ['controlaltdelete', 'controlaltdelete', 'cad', 'restart', 'quit'] | Quits pmxbot. A supervisor should automatically restart it. |
curse | Curse the day! |
dance ['d'] | Do a little dance |
danke ['dankeschoen', 'ds'] | Danke schön! |
deal | Deal or No Deal? |
define ['def'] | Define a word |
demotivate ['dm'] | Demotivate someone |
disembowel ['dis', 'eviscerate'] | Disembowel some(one|thing)! |
duck ['ducky'] | Display a helpful duck |
embowel ['reembowel'] | Embowel some(one|thing)! |
emergencycompliment ['ec', 'emercomp'] | Return a random compliment from http://emergencycompliment.com/ |
esperantomotivate ['em'] | Esperanto motivate |
excuse ['e'] | Provide a convenient excuse |
featurecreep ['fc'] | Generate feature creep (P+C http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html) |
fight | Pit two sworn enemies against each other (separate with 'vs.') |
flip | Flip a coin |
fm ['frenchmotivate'] | pmxbot parle français |
fml | A SFW version of fml. |
gettowork ['gtw'] | You really ought to, ya know... |
gm ['germanmotivate'] | German motivate |
golfclap ['clap'] | Clap for something |
google ['g'] | Look up a phrase on google |
grail | I questing baby |
haiku | Get your Haiku fix from stored phrases. With no arguments it will get you a haiku, other commands available are: 'add-fives', 'add-use-fives', 'add-sevens', 'add-use-sevens' and 'delete'. |
hal ['2001'] | HAL 9000 |
hangover | Quote hangover. |
help ['h'] | Help (this command) |
hire | When all else fails, pmxbot delivers the perfect employee. |
imotivate ['im', 'ironicmotivate'] | Ironically "Motivate" someone |
insult | Generate a random insult from datahamster |
jm ['japanesemotivate'] | None |
job ['card'] | Generate a job title, http://www.cubefigures.com/job.html |
karma ['k'] | Return or change the karma value for some(one|thing) |
keelhaul ['kh'] | Inflict great pain and embarassment on some(one|thing) |
klingon ['klingonism'] | Ask the magic klingon a question |
lm ['latinmotivate'] | Rico Suave |
log | Enable or disable logging for a channel; use 'please' to start logging and 'stop please' to stop. |
logo | The pmxbot logo in ascii art. Fixed-width font recommended! >>> from more_itertools import consume >>> consume(map(print, logo())) MI=7+MM .M: M=.. .M M ... |
logs | Where can one find the logs? |
lunch ['lunchpick', 'lunchpicker'] | Pick where to go to lunch |
meaculpa ['apology', 'apologize'] | Sincerely apologize |
motivate ['m', 'appreciate', 'thanks', 'thank', 'gracias', 'grazie'] | Motivate someone |
murphy ['law'] | Look up one of Murphy's laws |
nailedit ['nail', 'n'] | Nail that interview |
nastygram ['nerf', 'passive', 'bcc'] | A random passive-agressive comment, optionally directed toward some(one|thing). |
norris | Chuck Norris has a website dedicated to pmxbot facts. |
notify | notify |
oregontrail ['otrail'] | It's edutainment! |
panic ['pc'] | Panic! |
password ['pw', 'passwd'] | Generate a random password, similar to http://www.pctools.com/guides/password |
pick ['p', 'p:', 'pick:'] | Pick between a few options |
pm ['piratemotivate'] | Arggh matey |
progress | Display the progress of something: start|end|percent |
quote ['q'] | If passed with nothing then get a random quote. If passed with some string then search for that. If prepended with "add:" then add it to the db, eg "!quote add: drivers: I only work here because of pmxbot!". Delete an individual quote by prepending "del:" and passing a search matching exactly one query. |
r ['r'] | Quote the R mailing list |
resolv | resolve a hostname |
roll | Roll a die, default = 100. |
rubberstamp ['approve'] | Approve something |
russianmotivate ['рm', 'rm'] | Motivate nick на русском |
saysomething | Generate a Markov Chain response based on past logs. Seed it with a starting word by adding that to the end, eg '!saysomething dowski:' |
schneier | schneier "facts" |
send_text | Send an SMS message: pass the phone number and message to send. |
simpsons ['simp'] | Quote the Simpsons, a la http://snpp.com/ |
stab ['shank', 'shiv'] | Stab, shank or shiv some(one|thing)! |
stack | Manage short lists in pmxbot. See !stack help for more info |
storytime ['story'] | A story is about to be told. |
strategy | Social Media Strategy, courtsey of http://whatthefuckismysocialmediastrategy.com/ |
strike | Strike last |
tgif | Thanks for the words of wisdow, Mike. |
therethere ['poor', 'comfort'] | Sympathy for you. |
ticker ['t'] | Look up a ticker symbol's current trading value |
timezone ['tz'] | Convert date between timezones. Example: > !tz 11:00am UTC in PDT 11:00 UTC -> 4:00 PDT UTC is implicit > !tz 11:00am in PDT 11:00 UTC -> 4:00 PDT > !tz 11:00am PDT 11:00 PDT -> 18:00 UTC |
tinytear ['tt', 'tear', 'cry'] | I cry a tiny tear for you. |
top10 ['top'] | Return the top n (default 10) highest entities by Karmic value. Use negative numbers for the bottom N. |
translate ['trans', 'googletrans', 'googletranslate'] | Translate a phrase using Google Translate. First argument should be the language[s]. It is a 2 letter abbreviation. It will auto detect the orig lang if you only give one; or two languages joined by a |, for example 'en|de' to trans from English to German. Follow this by the phrase you want to translate. |
troutslap ['slap', 'ts'] | Slap some(one|thing) with a fish |
urbandict ['urb', 'ud', 'urbandictionary', 'urbandefine', 'urbandef', 'urbdef'] | Define a word with Urban Dictionary |
version ['ver'] | Get the version of pmxbot or one of its plugins |
wa ['wolframalpha'] | A free-text query resolver by Wolfram|Alpha. Returns the first result, if available. |
where ['last', 'seen', 'lastseen'] | When did pmxbot last see |
zinger ['zing'] | ZING! |
zoidberg ['zoid'] | Quote Zoidberg, a la http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Futurama |
zorsupas ['kurdishmotivate', 'km'] | Zor supas! — !زۆر سوپاس |
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pmxbot | None |
sql on rails | None |
sqlonrails | None |