Log file Viewer
Commands
| 8ball ['8'] | Ask the magic 8ball a question |
| acronym ['ac'] | Look up an acronym |
| anchorman | Quote Anchorman. |
| annoy ['a', 'bother'] | Annoy everyone with meaningless banter |
| bender ['bend'] | Quote Bender, a la http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Futurama |
| bitchingisuseless ['qbiu'] | It really is, ya know... |
| blame | Pass the buck! |
| bless | Bless the day! |
| boo | Boo someone |
| bottom10 ['bottom'] | Return the bottom n (default 10) lowest entities by Karmic value. Use negative numbers for the bottom N. |
| calc | Perform a basic calculation |
| chain | Chain some(one|thing) down. |
| cheer ['c'] | Cheer for something |
| compliment ['surreal'] | Generate a random compliment from http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG |
| config | Change the running config, something like a=b or a+=b or a-=b |
| create-db-in-shard | Create a database in a shard. !create-db-in-shard {db name} {shard name} |
| ctlaltdel ['controlaltdelete', 'controlaltdelete', 'cad', 'restart', 'quit'] | Quits pmxbot. A supervisor should automatically restart it. |
| curse | Curse the day! |
| dance ['d'] | Do a little dance |
| danke ['dankeschoen', 'ds'] | Danke schön! |
| deal | Deal or No Deal? |
| define ['def'] | Define a word |
| demotivate ['dm'] | Demotivate someone |
| disembowel ['dis', 'eviscerate'] | Disembowel some(one|thing)! |
| duck ['ducky'] | Display a helpful duck |
| embowel ['reembowel'] | Embowel some(one|thing)! |
| emergencycompliment ['ec', 'emercomp'] | Return a random compliment from http://emergencycompliment.com/ |
| esperantomotivate ['em'] | Esperanto motivate |
| excuse ['e'] | Provide a convenient excuse |
| featurecreep ['fc'] | Generate feature creep (P+C http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html) |
| fight | Pit two sworn enemies against each other (separate with 'vs.') |
| flip | Flip a coin |
| fm ['frenchmotivate'] | pmxbot parle français |
| fml | A SFW version of fml. |
| gettowork ['gtw'] | You really ought to, ya know... |
| gm ['germanmotivate'] | German motivate |
| golfclap ['clap'] | Clap for something |
| google ['g'] | Look up a phrase on google |
| grail | I questing baby |
| haiku | Get your Haiku fix from stored phrases. With no arguments it will get you a haiku, other commands available are: 'add-fives', 'add-use-fives', 'add-sevens', 'add-use-sevens' and 'delete'. |
| hal ['2001'] | HAL 9000 |
| hangover | Quote hangover. |
| help ['h'] | Help (this command) |
| hire | When all else fails, pmxbot delivers the perfect employee. |
| imotivate ['im', 'ironicmotivate'] | Ironically "Motivate" someone |
| insult | Generate a random insult from datahamster |
| jm ['japanesemotivate'] | None |
| job ['card'] | Generate a job title, http://www.cubefigures.com/job.html |
| karma ['k'] | Return or change the karma value for some(one|thing) |
| keelhaul ['kh'] | Inflict great pain and embarassment on some(one|thing) |
| klingon ['klingonism'] | Ask the magic klingon a question |
| lm ['latinmotivate'] | Rico Suave |
| log | Enable or disable logging for a channel; use 'please' to start logging and 'stop please' to stop. |
| logo | The pmxbot logo in ascii art. Fixed-width font recommended! >>> from more_itertools import consume >>> consume(map(print, logo())) MI=7+MM .M: M=.. .M M ... |
| logs | Where can one find the logs? |
| lunch ['lunchpick', 'lunchpicker'] | Pick where to go to lunch |
| meaculpa ['apology', 'apologize'] | Sincerely apologize |
| motivate ['m', 'appreciate', 'thanks', 'thank', 'gracias', 'grazie'] | Motivate someone |
| murphy ['law'] | Look up one of Murphy's laws |
| nailedit ['nail', 'n'] | Nail that interview |
| nastygram ['nerf', 'passive', 'bcc'] | A random passive-agressive comment, optionally directed toward some(one|thing). |
| norris | Chuck Norris has a website dedicated to pmxbot facts. |
| notify | notify |
| oregontrail ['otrail'] | It's edutainment! |
| panic ['pc'] | Panic! |
| password ['pw', 'passwd'] | Generate a random password, similar to http://www.pctools.com/guides/password |
| pick ['p', 'p:', 'pick:'] | Pick between a few options |
| pm ['piratemotivate'] | Arggh matey |
| progress | Display the progress of something: start|end|percent |
| quote ['q'] | If passed with nothing then get a random quote. If passed with some string then search for that. If prepended with "add:" then add it to the db, eg "!quote add: drivers: I only work here because of pmxbot!". Delete an individual quote by prepending "del:" and passing a search matching exactly one query. |
| r ['r'] | Quote the R mailing list |
| resolv | resolve a hostname |
| roll | Roll a die, default = 100. |
| rubberstamp ['approve'] | Approve something |
| russianmotivate ['рm', 'rm'] | Motivate nick на русском |
| saysomething | Generate a Markov Chain response based on past logs. Seed it with a starting word by adding that to the end, eg '!saysomething dowski:' |
| schneier | schneier "facts" |
| send_text | Send an SMS message: pass the phone number and message to send. |
| simpsons ['simp'] | Quote the Simpsons, a la http://snpp.com/ |
| stab ['shank', 'shiv'] | Stab, shank or shiv some(one|thing)! |
| stack | Manage short lists in pmxbot. See !stack help for more info |
| storytime ['story'] | A story is about to be told. |
| strategy | Social Media Strategy, courtsey of http://whatthefuckismysocialmediastrategy.com/ |
| strike | Strike last |
| tgif | Thanks for the words of wisdow, Mike. |
| therethere ['poor', 'comfort'] | Sympathy for you. |
| ticker ['t'] | Look up a ticker symbol's current trading value |
| timezone ['tz'] | Convert date between timezones. Example: > !tz 11:00am UTC in PDT 11:00 UTC -> 4:00 PDT UTC is implicit > !tz 11:00am in PDT 11:00 UTC -> 4:00 PDT > !tz 11:00am PDT 11:00 PDT -> 18:00 UTC |
| tinytear ['tt', 'tear', 'cry'] | I cry a tiny tear for you. |
| top10 ['top'] | Return the top n (default 10) highest entities by Karmic value. Use negative numbers for the bottom N. |
| translate ['trans', 'googletrans', 'googletranslate'] | Translate a phrase using Google Translate. First argument should be the language[s]. It is a 2 letter abbreviation. It will auto detect the orig lang if you only give one; or two languages joined by a |, for example 'en|de' to trans from English to German. Follow this by the phrase you want to translate. |
| troutslap ['slap', 'ts'] | Slap some(one|thing) with a fish |
| urbandict ['urb', 'ud', 'urbandictionary', 'urbandefine', 'urbandef', 'urbdef'] | Define a word with Urban Dictionary |
| version ['ver'] | Get the version of pmxbot or one of its plugins |
| wa ['wolframalpha'] | A free-text query resolver by Wolfram|Alpha. Returns the first result, if available. |
| where ['last', 'seen', 'lastseen'] | When did pmxbot last see |
| zinger ['zing'] | ZING! |
| zoidberg ['zoid'] | Quote Zoidberg, a la http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Futurama |
| zorsupas ['kurdishmotivate', 'km'] | Zor supas! — !زۆر سوپاس |
Triggers
| None | |
| None | |
| pmxbot | None |
| sql on rails | None |
| sqlonrails | None |